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5.08.2006 - link no, the yard is not for sale this weekend i had a yard sale for a few reasons. 1. i had a lot of unnecessary crap cluttering up my living space. 2. i was totally broke and needed some fast cash. 3. i wanted the opportunity to meet as many crazy people as possible saturday morning. one of the very first people to come to the sale was a lady who was probably in her mid-to-late 30s but was a little rough around the edges and looked closer to 45. she picked up a pair of lavendar sweat pants (i know what you're thinking. "why the hell would dana own a pair of lavendar sweat pants?" the answer, quite simply, is "i have no idea.") "how much for these sweat pants? there's a stain on the knee," she said. "i dunno, how about $1?" i replied. "ok, that's good. i need a pair of pants with a stain on them anyway since i'm having my period." "oh. um. well, i guess that's perfect. $1." "yeah, my daughter is getting really annoyed with me that i keep ruining her pants. so these will come in really handy for when i'm having my period." i couldn't believe she was still talking to me at all, let alone about the details of her menstrual cycle. "yeah, great. uh...$1." i really wanted her to go away. "i tried to explain to her that it's because i'm getting older but i don't think she believes me. but you know, your period gets out of control when you get older. i'm sure you know what i mean. oh, so anyway, i'll take this lipgloss too." so she got away with a pair of period pants and a sample sized tube of lipgloss and all i got was this lousy dollar. let it be known, however, that i would've gladly given up that $1 sale and in fact would forfeit the entire day's proceeds if only i could somehow remove the thoughts of this crazy lady's stained pants, disappointed daughter and bloody vagina that've been burned forever into my poor, unfortunate memory. - - - 5.05.2006 - link cliche me: i'm just saying that saying you like zero 7 is like saying you like long walks on the beach if you are a straight man. it's purely a "get into her pants" device. my fabulous gay friend: I LOVE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH. how else do you think i get to the bushes to suck all that anonymous cock? - - -