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9.23.2004 - link blister in the sun some people can't help but chatter on and on and on about themselves: their lives, their run-ins with celebrities, their traumas, their woes, their plant guys. the other day over what should have been a glorious plate of dessert (carrot cake, thank you very much), one such person couldn't shut the hell up about her trip to new york city. "oh my god, and then president bush's plane was apparently on the runway, and my flight was delayed FORTY FIVE MINUTES and then when i finally got to my destination i had to RUN to my appointment and i got a blister on my foot. the president and his need for a clear runway ruined my whole day!" to which i replied, "so what you're saying is not only did he cut spending on social programs, he also cut your foot. wow, that's really very sad for you." i sure do wish some people had more accurate sarcasm detectors. - - - 9.19.2004 - link things i've learned while vacationing in hawaii - you don't look gross if you're surrounded by fat, pasty and southern or midwestern tourists; you're a hottie. - secrets aren't actually secrets; they're future stories. - you're not a slacker if all you've done is stay in your room on the balcony overlooking the beach, checked your email, gotten high, had too many cocktails and gorged yourself on food before noon; you're productive. more fun findings and postcard-ish photographs coming soon because as it turns out, a camera full of photos without the means by which to upload isn't very useful; it's useless and you are dumb for not remembering the memory card reader. - - - 9.2.2004 - link clever responses to short-term, online relationship break-ups "i signed up for jdate and all i got was this lousy t-shirt." "we'll always have friendster." "excellent communication!!! smooth transaction!!! A++++" "at least i finally have something to blog about." " :( " - - -